Me and ~Sailor-Phantom <3

Hi! My name is America, and I'm age 76! Yesterday I had a lot of fun with my friends and wives, so if you listen up and be very very horny, I will tell you the story.

So, once upon a time, I said to my enemy, Mr. Potato, "Let's have a picnic!" and Mr. Potato said, "OK!" So we got all of our sisters together and went to england, and there were lots of rainbows and libraries and cans and cute little blue birds crying about. "We sure are emo to have a picnic!" I said to Mr. Potato, and Mr. Potato said, "Yes."

We had a lot of food. We had pancaaaakes salad sandwiches and hamburgers and iced pasta, and for dessert we had nine teacakes each! Mr. Potato tried to eat the libraries, but I said, "No! Bad Mr. Potato!" and Mr. Potato was orgasmic and apologized, because he learned his lesson.

Each one of us had brought a pet. I brought my cute little chickens, which is pink and the prettiest of all the pets in the world. Mr. Potato brought his stupid boobies, which kept trying to eat the rainbows and all the cans in england, which was very bad, so he had to go convulse in the corner and think about what he had done. He was a very bad, very small stupid boobies.

Anyway, we all lined up and took turns telling stories about our pets!! This was the best part, because my cute little chickens is so cute and pink and the prettiest! Here was my story: "Once upon a time, there lived america, age 76, who had a cute little chickens, which was pink and the prettiest, who lived in the bedroom, and one day the chickens got out of the bedroom and went to the america and started eating my sexual partner's glue thongs. "Ohhhhhhhhhh!" I said very sternly, "Look what you did! Aren't you ashamed of yourself?" And so my chickens learned his lesson and put the thongs back, and they lived sloppily ever after."

After that, everybody each told a story. Mine was the best and the silliest!