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Why you be stupid!? You not hungry for girl! You hungry for Hot Pockets! *Whips out Hot Pockets*
Proud Advertiser for Xemnas Flakes! 'Xemnatize me Xemnas!' [link]
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"You don't have to be a man to enjoy a manwich, but you've got to be an ice cube to fit in the tray."
Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks "WHY SO BRITISH!?"
Saa, Geemu Jikan da.
Darn you hallmark!
It also hurts people who can't celebrate that day because they don't have anyone. It's like rubbing salt into their wounds.
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Why you be stupid!? You not hungry for girl! You hungry for Hot Pockets! *Whips out Hot Pockets*
Proud Advertiser for Xemnas Flakes! 'Xemnatize me Xemnas!' [link]
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"You don't have to be a man to enjoy a manwich, but you've got to be an ice cube to fit in the tray."
Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks "WHY SO BRITISH!?"
Saa, Geemu Jikan da.
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"You don't have to be a man to enjoy a manwich, but you've got to be an ice cube to fit in the tray."
Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks "WHY SO BRITISH!?"
Saa, Geemu Jikan da.
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I am Pokemon #490 Manaphy in DA's Pokemon Crew
You called?
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"You don't have to be a man to enjoy a manwich, but you've got to be an ice cube to fit in the tray."
Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks "WHY SO BRITISH!?"
Saa, Geemu Jikan da.
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I am Pokemon #490 Manaphy in DA's Pokemon Crew
You called?
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