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Mary-Sue

Tue Jul 15, 2008, 11:05 PM
("" means it was my friend's words XD)

I'm the unknown 8th princess of heart, Sora's one true love, Riku's sister and Kairi's cousin, Cloud's daughter making Sephiroth and the Silver Haired Gang my uncles. I wield the ultimate keyblade and everyone loves me, even the Organization and I trained with Yuffie and Tifa as well as Yen Sid making my magic unstoppable and I can also use psychic powers of all kind! I'm the most beautiful person in the world with awesome hair and slutty clothing and have a demon wing and an angel one that sparkles! I heal the sick and give poor people money and all the guys want me!

"She's the daughter of a canon she usually never has a Mother( Or Father depending on who it was that was the canon yet that person, even if they aren't the type just screwed someone and walla they were born) and if not usually has no parents and She whores herself out to every canon and becomes the village bicycle somehow even though they might have definant interest in another canon that magically falls out of the world and is never seen again"

My parents died in a horrible accident and an angsty past. I forgot to add I has the IQ of 130874916328418276483872592873965287356. and I'm actually over 23987 years old, but I look perfectly 15. I have invulnerability and the power to go invisible and demonic powers. My name is bwoeuhfoihalsweetamakdolaalicesldkfhiuemedallahfbellakscupcakenokawaii-chan, but people call me Sam and I'm the last of my kind and also skilled at playing every instrument ever invented, my drawing is better than any artist in the universe and I have a voice of an angel XD

"she knew how to fight since she was in the womb!"

I can also can manipulate everything in nature meaning water, air, earth and fire like an avatar and I can also shapeshift, and have alchemical powers!

"and magically float through walls and fix everyone's problem and bring world peace!"

I have untapped cosmic power to destroy everything in the entire world also I have a cute sidekick/pet I found almost dying and nursed it back to health <3333 then named it Pickle. it's a mythical creature that can talk and told me his real name is Motashi, but still call it Pickle and only I can save the world even though I'm destined to destroy it 8D

TL;DR I'm a princess, ninja, psychic, ultimate keyblade-wielder, martial-artist, best sword-fighter, alchemist, greatest magician, beautiful, tragic past'd, genius, kindest and most skilled girl evar!

(This was soooo damned fun xDD Don't take offense to anything I said, it was made to poke fun of extreme Mary-sues like this...If you start bitching at my journal, your comment with simply be ignored =])

  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: My dad bitch )<
  • Reading: RPs
  • Watching: brothers acting like idiots

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Haha, thank you! XDD

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"You don't have to be a man to enjoy a manwich, but you've got to be an ice cube to fit in the tray."

Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks "WHY SO BRITISH!?"

Saa, Geemu Jikan da.
Oh my god! This is the best Mary-sue story EVAH! :rofl: The part about the pet named Pickle still nearly makes me piss myself, it's so fucking retarded it's perfect! I can so see a Mary-sue doing that! LOLZ. This is what makes a sue, sure smoe people may have some of those things with their OC but I have seen so many characters like this it's not even funny! Just one and they would have just about ALL OF THE ABOVE and it's like...WTF!? O_o XD Nice sis! I lurfs this so much! XXD This will make anyones day!

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Why you be stupid!? You not hungry for girl! You hungry for Hot Pockets! *Whips out Hot Pockets*

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:rofl: Oh noes! Yay for perfect retardism! :bow: I try and I'm glad you like it! XDD :glomp:

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"You don't have to be a man to enjoy a manwich, but you've got to be an ice cube to fit in the tray."

Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks "WHY SO BRITISH!?"

Saa, Geemu Jikan da.
HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!
Alot of us work hard to make our characters perfect!!!

Haha, okay, jooooking *scared herself*
"then named it Pickle" That my dear, was the best part :giggle:

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XDD I thought you were serious for a sec...
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IN MY JOURNAL!!!

My friend liked that part too :lmao:

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"You don't have to be a man to enjoy a manwich, but you've got to be an ice cube to fit in the tray."

Then he comes at me with the teapot and he asks "WHY SO BRITISH!?"

Saa, Geemu Jikan da.
Haha, I'm sorry! It wwas too perfect of an oppurtinity :giggle:
Because, as random as the name "pickle" is, I can see something like that happening :D

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lol.
i drew a marysue XD
I hate those! D:
but whateverrr.
they're fun to make fun of.

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"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?"
"I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING FUN!"
"YEAH WE WERE! UNTIL I LOST BODILY FLUIDS!"

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