Who the fuck cares about hyperbolas and quadratic equations and functions and GAH. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW ONE TRAIN IN X LOCATION LEFT THE STATION AT X TIME AND RIGHT AFTER ANOTHER TRAIN LEAVING X LOCATION, THEY'RE BOTH GONNA END UP WHERE THEY SHOULD ANYWAY. OR IF WENDY AND CARLOS CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH FUCKING MONEY THEY HAVE WHEN THEY CAN JUST EMPTY IT OUT ON THE TABLE AND COUNT, BUT NO THEY MAKE IT A FUCKING GUESSING GAME. OR IF KATHY AND AMY AND ERIN ARE DIFFERENT HEIGHTS BUT ONE IS SHORT THAN ONE BUT TALLER THAN THE OTHER BY HOW MUCH TALLER OF THE PREVIOUS ONE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM! WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THEIR HEIGHTS IN FORM OF A SIMILAR GUESSING GAME? AND YOU KNOW WHAT? JIM CAN GO SHOVE THAT HOSE UP HIS ASS BECAUSE I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH WATER HE NEEDS TO WATER HIS GODDAMN GARDEN OF X LENGTH BY X WIDTH BY FUCKING, I DUNNO X HEIGHT FOR ALL I CARE. JUST LEMME ALONE. All you fucking need is to know your times table, add, subtract, multiply, divide; THAT'S IT not most of this useless garbage they're cramming into your head and hammering it in.